Twas the Night Before Christmas when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, Except HEDGIE's MOUSE
The Stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that the FALCS would COVER MORE than a PAIR
(FALCONS -2.5 3 stars)
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of RYAN TO JONES danced in their heads
And Mamma in her 'kerchief , and I in my cap
Had switched to THE REDZONE with GAMBLING APP
(Falcs/Panthers OVER 50.5 3 stars)
When out on the turf their arose such a clatter
THE SEAHAWKS AT HOME, thats what was a matter
Away to Seattle The CARDS flew like a flash
More Offense than last time, the over should cash
(Seattle/AZ OVER 43 3 stars)
The Moon on the breast of the VIKES PLANE IN TOW
Gave thoughts of how easy Aaron Rogers might throw
But what to my wandering eyes should appear
BUT A TEASER IN MIND, merge TOM BRADY NO FEAR
(TEASER: PACKERS -1 & PATS -10 2 STARS)
With a healthy QB from Indy to buck
I knew in a moment it must be DREW LUCK
More rapid than Charters to Oakland they came
And he whistled and audibled and called them by name
(COLTS +3.5 2 stars)
"Now Hilton, Now Dorsett, Now Gore, and Allen !"
"On Moncrief , On Dyle on Todman , Maybe Turbin !"
"To the top O' Colleseum , to the top of the Wall !"
"NOW CASH AWAY CASH AWAY CASH AWAY ALL !!!"